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The Sith Lords

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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."


[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

The Sith Lords

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

The Sith Lords

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera
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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!
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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!



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[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar


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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]


Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links


<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/>  Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.) 
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
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<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
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<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O  ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
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Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
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<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil


This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&amp;q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome


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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]


DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).


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More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!


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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)



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By [Skydancer]



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By [Sir. Robert]



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By [TheRogue]


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By [Ocean Soul]


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By [spincrus]

(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**


**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.


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See also The Jedi Council


See also The Sith Brotherhood
















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2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: Naturally. Such an important questions require a lot of contemplation. 

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: Sure, Min. But it's on you, since you were slower.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: alright.. I think i have made a suitable decision.. Since Min utterly believes herself to be ready for her trials, she will take them as such.. Chie, you will wait a while longer, until you are ready ^^

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: but I wanted to have that cup of tea... >__> well, some other time, then.

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: But it'll still be on you, Min. :P

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: yeah, yeah... *sigh*

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: cheer up Min, youre going into your trials:p

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: *getting depressed*

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: *raises her eyebrow* You sure you are ready, min? 'Cause that's not the reaction I expected from you.

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: I am ready. Of course I am.

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: Then the hell you're getting depressed for? I'm really disappointed at you, sis.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: i admit it is somewhat of a strange response..

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: my wrists hurt. I cannot almost type.

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: no further questions, please.

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: Does it have something to do with the thing you won't tell me about? My I do get some interesting theories out of this.. *wicked smile*

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: yeah, it is related to it. but hey, told you no further thoughts about it.

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: It's not my fault that you won't tell me but a few random pieces. Of course my imagination must cover the rest.

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: your imagination is way too perverted for that. stop thinking immediately.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: a perverted imagination is one of the siths greatest qualities ^^

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: yeah right... but chie is going too far.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: why is that?

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: she needn't know about this thing. though those pieces of information she has already gotten ruin my plan on hiding this.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: now youre making me curious XD

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: god, I'm stupid, then. don't think about anything... dirty, will you?

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: sure, i wouldnt daaaaare;)

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: yeah right.. ask chie. surely she already knows everything about my little mistake.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: i just might next time i see her ^^

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: hmph. such a inquisitive master thou art.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: of course i am:) i have to be sure my apprentices dont stray towards the light ^^

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: kehh. my little mistake was one of the darkest ones. I never should have done it.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: you didnt get pregnant did you?

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: *blink*
...
of course not.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: good.. because that is the darkest one of them all:p

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: though it might have happened IF...

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: if?

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: nevermind. that was enough.

2006-12-15 [Paul Doyle]: Hmmm, I wonder what happened to my dear pet xenomorph . . .

2006-12-16 [Anomynous]: If my name was still 'Predator' I'd have given you an answer :p

2006-12-17 [-Orion-]: Min, HA! If you guys didn't even get to doing it yet, why would it be too shocking for me to hear?

I'm still convinced it involved dogs. And the thing you let slip 'bout his father was a very inspiring too. *giggles wickedly*

2006-12-17 [Mirindyin]: hey, sis, it doesn't involve dogs! you perverted.. little.. >___> and that slip was a mistake. it meant nothing. only that his father disturbed us.

2006-12-17 [Trennas]: hahaha XD ooh that happens to everybody ^^

2006-12-17 [Mirindyin]: yeah right... >____>

2006-12-17 [Trennas]: well almost everybody..

2006-12-17 [Mirindyin]: would like to experience the following situation: you're having fun with your boyfriend and then, suddenly, his father peeks in and says something like "oh, I'm so sorry" and goes downstairs to have a good laugh.

2006-12-17 [Trennas]: like i said, happens to almost everybody:p

2006-12-17 [Mirindyin]: in your case that might be a girlfriend but whatever..

2006-12-17 [Trennas]: i meant more like the parent accidentally bumping in..

2006-12-17 [Mirindyin]: yeah, I know. but hey, better that it was his father. not his mother. his mother is a bit... nannying.

2006-12-17 [Trennas]: oow dear:p

2006-12-17 [Paul Doyle]: Oedipus? :P

2006-12-17 [Trennas]: lol XD a little less nannying XD

2006-12-18 [Anomynous]: Oedipus walks into a bar full of black guys...
"'sup, niggaz?"
"Hellooo, motherf***er!"

2006-12-18 [Trennas]: in his time there would probably be some other word for that XD

2006-12-18 [Anomynous]: Story was: God gives Oedipus another chance to redeem his sins etc. and sends him off to Earth, but I usually just cut right to the punch line.

2006-12-19 [-Orion-]: XD

2006-12-19 [Trennas]: yes.. so.. that probably didnt happen to most of us XD

2006-12-19 [-Orion-]: I certainly DO hope so.

2006-12-19 [Trennas]: i second that:p

2006-12-24 [Mirindyin]: merry christmas, people. ^^

2006-12-24 [Sir. Robert]: Dont forget to decorate your houses with red and green lightsabers for the holidays! Have Merry Christmas!

2006-12-26 [Trennas]: i think the sith fire brigade is going to be busy this year ^^ merry sithmas everybody ^^

2006-12-31 [Sir. Robert]: The world is doomed...emoticons are here! <img:44166_1164557382.gif>

2007-01-01 [Trennas]: they were like three weeks ago..

2007-01-02 [-Orion-]: evolution >_>

2007-01-02 [Trennas]: of doomed emoticons?

2007-01-02 [-Orion-]: and doom in general >_> Maybe they're interfering with our plans of world domination? :O

2007-01-02 [Trennas]: i thought we had plans for universal domination?

2007-01-02 [-Orion-]: Don't every evil organisation have plans for world domination? It says so in this handbook. *shows*

2007-01-02 [Trennas]: ooh that is the 2003 handbook for evil villains.. in the 2007 edition they have upgraded the plans for world domination into the plans for universal domination:)

2007-01-02 [-Orion-]: Oh, I see. >_> I couldn't afford yet to the newest edition ;_;

2007-01-03 [Paul Doyle]: Yes, and what of denomination domination?

2007-01-03 [Anomynous]: Wait a sec, the 2007 edition... is that the one with the XXL poster on how to build your own Star Destroyer and special article on hamsters... or is that the 2006 collector's?

2007-01-03 [Trennas]: actually, its the 2007 collectors edition ^^ *puts xxl poster on wall ^^*

2007-01-05 [Sir. Robert]: I'm still running off the 2000 version :S (stupid authors thought the world would come to an end at the new year)

2007-01-05 [Trennas]: tssk.. what were they thinking ^^ bunch of amateurs ^^

2007-01-11 [Omega18]: hey wats up everyone

2007-02-12 [Talvikki]: hi, can i join?

2007-02-12 [Fireblade K'Chona]: So...I have been wavering between the light and the dark side. I asked the Jedi about the benefits of being a Jedi, but they were kind of lame about answering.

I am a writer. I can be swayed by words. Sith or Jedi?

2007-02-12 [Trennas]: Sith of course! how do you even dear to ask that question! join us and we will make you powerful and stuff you with Sith chocolate! thats already two things the jedi do not have;)

2007-02-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: Seriously, though. That sith chocolate stuff is worth blowing up a planet for.

2007-02-12 [Sir. Robert]: There is nothing greater than the sweet taste of victory and power, which is exactly what Sith chocolate tastes like (except with a choclate aftertaste) Comes in both dark and milk chocolate! *may contain nuts* ...but there always are crazy nuts trying to blow up planets :)

2007-02-12 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ....chocolate? You guys have chocolate?

Is it possible to get this from a Jedi, or do they only eat wimpy white chocolate?

2007-02-12 [Rain S.]: Jedi dont eat chocolate...It leads to the dark side...And they can sanse the disturbence in the force every time we eat chocolate... Chocolate is bad for the Jedi... So... Wich side are you on? *holds a chocolate in one hand, and a lightsaber in another* We can do this easy way, or really easy way...

2007-02-12 [-Orion-]: Mwahaha xP

2007-02-12 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Jedi don't eat chocolate?

-whimpers-

Rightio, where do I sign up?

2007-02-12 [Lothuriel]: Nah, the Jedi will just waste the chocolate by setting it before them to test themselves....phishh...Sith are choco lovin' fiends!!

2007-02-13 [Talvikki]: well then let's take it back from them..and restore peace and chocolate to the galaxy!

*brandishes her bar of 45% sith chocolate*

2007-02-13 [Trennas]: I knew that chocolate goodness would get you to support our cause:p ill sign you up ^^

2007-02-13 [Rain S.]: Besides, you did not really want to be a Jedi, didn't you? You want to spend your entire life saying "I sense disturbance in the force." Or listen all the time "dont do this, dont do that, it leads to the dark side...bla bla"? Be a sith, see the galaxy, destroy the planets, eliminate few civilizations... Ah... *tears in his eyes* Good old days... Go kill something, and then come here for a drink. :)

2007-02-13 [Pnelma Tirian]: Besides, holding up the law is so small-time. You help a few people, maybe imprint a couple lives, but really, nothing's changed. The good guys get pushed back to page 8, while the bad guys take center stage. Ever notice that? We make heroes. We make villains. Without us, without the Sith, there's not much of a plot. A nobler cause, I'd think. =D

2007-02-13 [Paul Doyle]: I'd be tempted to call Machiavelli a closet Sithie :)

2007-02-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Vetinari too, I think.

2007-02-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Now I just need a cool Sith name....hmmm...

2007-02-13 [Trennas]: yes a really cool one.. and evil!

2007-02-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: very evil. the prefix "darth" of course adds *some* evil, buuuut you need something cool to come after it. Even if it's just Dutch for 'father'.

2007-02-13 [Talvikki]: well i always did want to do something with my life..so can i join?

2007-02-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: How about Darth Macabre? I was thinking about Darth Feral, but I like Macabre better.

2007-02-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I like Darth Macabre. -goes and changes page-

2007-02-14 [Trennas]: i thought we already had a darth feral, sounds familiar.. anyway, Macabre sounds pretty cool too:D

2007-02-14 [Rain S.]: Yes, Feral is kinda familiar, hey Trenn, maybe it is something from KOTOR or NWN?

2007-02-14 [Paul Doyle]: There's a lot of good words in your average thesaurus . . . Feral and Paranoia may be gone, but there's plenty of others. Irony can help. Darth Appolonia, anyone? :P

2007-02-14 [Pnelma Tirian]: I seriously don't know what I was on when I chose the name Darth Pink. I think this is my master's fault.

2007-02-14 [Rain S.]: Hey, Fireblade, maybe you could use Darth Aleera. What do you think?

2007-02-14 [Rain S.]: Oh, I see you allready chose your name. Sorry, all this dark side is clouding my visions and stuff... or is it this Jawa beer? *looks at the bottle in his hand, strange Jawa simbols that only Jawa could read are writen all over the bottle with the big, black Jawa skull in the middle* Want some?

2007-02-14 [Paul Doyle]: Pink . . . Floyd? One can appreciate that, I think. And it's sort of evil how they aren't really panning on roger Waters, who is churning out that bass-line, and wrote this song, after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG9LCB62uMA

2007-02-14 [Talvikki]: blaaaah *takes out her lightsaber and starts chopping things up while waiting for an answer* *cause being patient and..well, patient..that wouldn't be very dark siderish now would it*

2007-02-15 [Paul Doyle]: I didn't realize there was a "Ginsu II" lightsaber o__O

2007-02-15 [Pnelma Tirian]: Yeah, but then I have to explain Darth Pink (Floyd) to all of my enemies.

2007-02-15 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I like the Who, myself, but Darth Who isn't a good name.

2007-02-15 [Pnelma Tirian]: I don't even really like Pink Floyd. My favorite band is Thousand Foot Krutch, but it would be really hard to pull off Darth Krutch.

2007-02-15 [Trennas]: @[Talvikki] you asked, you join, there is no way back for you now!

2007-02-15 [Talvikki]: oh noes! *is sucked down the dark vortex* mm..delicious

2007-02-15 [Talvikki]: Fireblade, you could make a nice Who's On First skit with that XD "Who's attacking Coruscant?" "Yes, my lord." "Yes what?" "Not Darth What, my lord, Darth Who." "Darth who?" "Yes, my lord." "Darth Yesmilord? Who's that?" "No, my lord, Darth Who's name is actually This. That is Darth What." "Who is?" "No, my lord, he's This." "What the---ARRRGGHHH!" *chops the poor guy to pieces..*

2007-02-15 [Talvikki]: I think I need a new sith name..the one I have is from middle school, and doesnt mean anything

2007-02-15 [Talvikki]: I thought of Darth Winter, since thats my fake Finnish name..but there's already that lady called Winter in the canon, so..any other nice evil wintry words?

2007-02-15 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ....actually, that does sound awesome. :P

And I could attack to the strains of Baba O'Riley! Who needs the Imperial March? :P

2007-02-15 [Trennas]: the talk gets stranger and stranger:Lp

2007-02-15 [Paul Doyle]: "It slices . . . it dices!" *Darth Paranoia pretends lightsaber is a Ginsu II knife, and chops some veggies for some hand-tossed pizza he's making* "BUT WAIT!!! There's more!"

2007-02-15 [Trennas]: more?:p

2007-02-15 [Paul Doyle]: Yeah, call now and get your complimentary turnip twaddler and lemon-seed sproinger! Oh, and a cookbook too.

2007-02-15 [Trennas]: which i would need for?

2007-02-15 [Paul Doyle]: Why? Because it never needs sharpening! And Just remember . . . "In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife...but it can't cut a tomato!" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginsu

2007-02-15 [Trennas]: strange but true..

2007-02-16 [Paul Doyle]: Mmmm, pizza . . . *cooks it with Force lightning*

2007-02-16 [Trennas]: smells like something burning ^^

2007-02-16 [Paul Doyle]: Oh, need to touch up the cheese *breathes fire on it* There, that's better.

2007-02-16 [Trennas]: its black..

2007-02-16 [Paul Doyle]: So tasty! *Eats it*

2007-02-16 [Trennas]: must be crunchy:p

2007-02-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Reminds me of the Hitchhiker's Guide movie and the bread toast-cutter...wonder if they sell those as pocketknives? I mean, a saber is all very well, but if you feel like whittling it doesn't really do the trick...

2007-02-16 [Talvikki]: whittling? wouldn't you rather hack, cleave, scorch and destroy??

2007-02-16 [Talvikki]: like that sith pizzzza there. heh, obviously, just like iron monkey, this is really all about food :) my kind of group.

2007-02-16 [Talvikki]: well, anyway, for a polar opposite (heh..no pun intended) of the firebreathing paul..i am trying to decide between Rimfrost and Halla for my name. both mean 'frost' (swedish and finnish)

2007-02-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Well, there are lots of uses for pocketknives. And I didn't say *what* I'd whittle...wood isn't the only option...bone can be fun!

2007-02-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: By the way...I noticed that there was a Sith recipe up there. I have a few very good ones. Shall we start a Cookbook of Evil?

2007-02-16 [Trennas]: mwhahaa now there's a thought:p

2007-02-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: We can suitably retool the names...Dutch Magic Torte can be the Force Torte...or something like that...I don't know.

2007-02-16 [Trennas]: what the hell is dutch magic torte? XD

2007-02-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: It's this sort of pie thing...which is, basically, lined with chocolate...and completely utterly TASTY.

2007-02-16 [Trennas]: anything with chocolate is tasty:p

2007-02-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: excellent!

2007-02-18 [Trennas]: more than exellent:D

2007-02-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: You know, bean pie is one of those things that just shouldn't work and totally does.

2007-02-18 [Trennas]: ehr.. sounds nasty:p

2007-02-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Actually, it's fantastic. You put salsa on it.

2007-02-18 [Trennas]: o.O

2007-02-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: And sour cream, and grated cheese...it's incredibly tasty.

2007-02-19 [Sir. Robert]: ...I would choose chocolate over beans any day :P

2007-02-19 [Trennas]: im with you there:p

2007-02-19 [Fireblade K'Chona]: so would I, but, you know...guacamole!

2007-02-19 [Talvikki]: what about chocolate *AND* beans? XD there's actually a mexican dish where they use a sauce made with chocolate..and, you know, mexican food always has beans with it..

2007-02-19 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ...hm, haven't tried that one.

2007-02-19 [Trennas]: that.. can't be good..

2007-02-20 [Omega18]: my lords how goes everything?

2007-02-20 [Trennas]: sick as a dog -_-

2007-02-21 [Talvikki]: *points and laughs..evilly* .. unless of course you're really sick, in which case.. *hugs..evilly*

2007-02-21 [Talvikki]: it is actually quite good, the mole chocolate sauce :D

2007-02-22 [Trennas]: hmmroofff.. im better now:p

2007-02-22 [Omega18]: .....<img:44166_1164145101.gif>right if you say so *walks away*

2007-02-23 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I'm glad your better. If only because weakness on our side of the Force weakens the whole group, pff. :P

2007-02-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: bah! weakness leads to exploitation. Strength and growth!

2007-02-23 [Rain S.]: Then again, we can throw sick Trenn at our enemies so they get ill too. I think they did something similiar in medieval age, just with cow. Medieval form of biological weapon...hehe. And this would be some future form of biological weapon. We just put "Biohazard" sign on his forehead... What do you think Trenn? Ready to make a sacrifice for the group? *Starts building and adjusting his custom made catapult*

2007-02-23 [Trennas]: there will be no throwing..

a gentle push in the right direction will do ;)

2007-02-23 [Rain S.]: *pushing Trennas on the catapult* Dont worry about the details...Allways complaining about something...The force is with you...

2007-02-23 [Fireblade K'Chona]: yes, yes.

Actually, you know, the Chinese practiced some intense psychological warfare by telling condemned criminals they could either kill themselves as soon as the enemy charged or be tortured.

Then they lined up the criminals in front of all the rest of their troops, and when their opponent charged they drew their swords and killed THEMSELVES.

Mucked with the enemy's heads quite a bit.

2007-02-23 [Omega18]: psychological warfare is so pointless if ya ask me<img:44166_1164218141.gif>

2007-02-24 [Rain S.]: It is not. My life is marked with war, especially my childhood, I know what psychological warfare can do to people. The good moral is key for victory. If you crush enemies moral, then you are a victorius...

2007-02-24 [Pnelma Tirian]: psychological warfare can make your enemies kill themselves and their allies without you needing to so much as lift a finger. It's highly delicious.

2007-02-24 [Fireblade K'Chona]: exactly! thank you, Pnelma.

2007-02-24 [Pnelma Tirian]: happy to oblige.

2007-02-24 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I just saw V for Vendetta.

ASDOGIAHSDFOIH AWESOME.

2007-02-24 [Pnelma Tirian]: Though I frown on your timing, I agree.

2007-02-24 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ...I haven't seen Superman Returns either. :P

To be fair, though, I didn't get to see V in theaters because my parents wouldn't let me. :/ I really wanted to go, too. Oh well.

2007-02-25 [Paul Doyle]: Skip "V", as in the notorious tv miniseries from the 1980s about space aliens who take over the earth. Some of us had to grow up back thn, watching that stuff o__O

2007-02-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: -blink- -blink-

...I was talking about V for Vendetta?...

Anyway. Have any of you ever seen Radar Men from the Moon?

It's terrible. I almost died laughing at it.

2007-02-26 [Trennas]: no.. v is a science fiction show.. ancient..

2007-02-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ...ow. That hurts just reading about it.

2007-02-28 [Omega18]: *paces around in a circle thinking to self*"......... the dark side has all that one could want.......power, the ability to instill fear in others, the lust to obtain more........then y do i question myself....."*shakes head and continues to think*"......no no this leads to weakness and to be weak is a death sentence for a sith no matter the rank....." *sighs* <img:44166_1164218141.gif> i guess my doubts come from not being noticed.....its like i am invisible to all<img:44166_1164903273.gif>

2007-02-28 [Rain S.]: *slaps Omega18* Put your self together!!! Go kill somebody, you will feal better. When was the last time you destroyed anything anyway? Agh...

2007-03-01 [Pnelma Tirian]: Althoug killing is, indeed, therapeutic for the ailing Sith, I've always enjoyed pulling the lives of my enemies apart until they only have one thing left. It's very important that one thing remains, because a man who has nothing left to lose is very dangerous indeed. THEN kill him. THEN enjoy the spoils of your efforts.

2007-03-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: -nodnod- Having an enemy with nothing left to lose is very, very dangerous indeed.

Plus, if you take away everything, he has nothing to beg on behalf of, except his life, and that's boring.

2007-03-01 [Pnelma Tirian]: very true. That's my proposal for you, Omega18: Take apart a man's mind. It helps. And if it doesn't, and all else fails....well, I'd be more than happy to aid in your...retirement. =)

2007-03-01 [Trennas]: hmm i actually like the begging from time to time:p makes me feel all manly:p

2007-03-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Oh, but I'm sure there are other ways to feel manly...muahaha...

</shameless innuendo>

You know what's funny? Training a small child to have fun killing things. The looks on people's faces when an innocent-looking kid takes them down is priceless.

2007-03-01 [Omega18]: <img:44166_1164145101.gif>........it is not my time to die so i will have to decline your offer to aid my retirement........im not so much for the killing non-stop.......but spreading the chaos and confusion among my foes........*jumps out of reach*.........oh and the next time dont slap me.....i dont do so well when struck.......

2007-03-01 [Trennas]: maybe you'll do better when zapped? *little lightnight bolts flashing between finger tips*

2007-03-01 [Omega18]: *looks at the lightning*......ha ha ha........<img:44166_1164145101.gif>no

2007-03-02 [Pnelma Tirian]: how about a force choke? What, are you looking for a hug here?

2007-03-02 [Trennas]: cos if you are, you realize we just have to kill you..

2007-03-02 [Mirindyin]: master, I could kill him by hugging him. may I pweaaaase hug him? *wide puppy eyes*

2007-03-02 [Omega18]: no hugs either *jumps farther away*

2007-03-02 [Mirindyin]: darn... but I could hug you anyway. I needn't kill you.

2007-03-02 [Omega18]: ha ha yea ill let u hug me as soon as you can catch me *jumps farther and farther away*

2007-03-02 [Trennas]: i dont think this would prove too hard for her.. she is almost a Dark Lady of the Sith and you are only a rookie after all ^^

2007-03-02 [Omega18]: well it does not matter if she does or doesnt.......oh and ya dont have to point out the fact that i am a rookie.....i know that

2007-03-02 [Omega18]: <img:44166_1164145101.gif>bla bla bla.....all the titles and ranks.......at the core the sith are all the same.....*jumps back down and walks away from everyone*

2007-03-02 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Psh, Palpatine could totally pwn Vader.

Then again, there was that spark of goodness in Vader that, clearly, weakened him...

2007-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: Impatience for power and disrespect for those above you can be tools for the dark side, indeed. Powerful ones. They can also get you your ass handed to you in a basket if you're not careful as well <img:stuff/BR-GIF.gif>

2007-03-03 [Paul Doyle]: Hey, I like my ass-basket. It's got this minor Force lightning that massages my scaly ass after a rough day, and electro-cleans as it goes so my glutes get that shiny look about 'em. It's a great little toy . . . . except when that darn cat confuses it for a litter box, of course. o__O

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